Bather’s Lament

I think I finally discovered the reason behind the abrasions all over my body. The cloth sandpaper that hotels call “towels” these days.

Oh, Hilton. I expected so much more from you. Even the toilet paper felt smooth and luxurious against my skin, which would have been dried off more if my towel had been absorbent and done its job properly.

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